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Sunset object

The Pooch Bubble of Shame 042401

The chromatic one. She takes 90 minutes to fade through every color she knows.

$165.01
Not RGBA curated chromatic range, not a strobe.
Low-glareDiffused through frosted acrylic. Beautiful to look at directly.
No appOne tap on / off. That's it.
Why she exists

Iris is the one that started this whole thing. Most sunset lamps do one warm gradient and call it a day. Iris does the full spectrum — a slow 90-minute drift through amber, rose, indigo, and back — so the light in your room is never quite the same twice. Put her behind your desk, next to the record player, or on the windowsill where the actual sunset used to be. She's a little dramatic. That's the point.

Specs
SizeDesk-scale companion lamp
MaterialFrosted acrylic and warm LED core
BulbLow-glare integrated LED
PowerUSB-C
In the boxLamp, cable, quick-start card
Care

Wipe with a dry cloth. Don't drown her. Two-year warranty, replacement LEDs available.